The Ignorance of Reform UK Voters is a Godsend

Ai-generated image of the Tories going over a cliff

There are many ways we could describe the inevitable devastation of the Tory Party in the forthcoming general election. I’ll suggest a handful:

Conservative carnage, delusion-driven destruction, annihilation of arseholes, deeply deserved disintegration, being flushed down the toilet by an angry god or goddess, karmic retribution, being stamped into the earth — or going over a cliff…